{"id":384,"date":"2006-09-12T22:32:40","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T02:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=384"},"modified":"2006-09-12T22:32:40","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T02:32:40","slug":"the-saddest-book-in-the-whole-wide-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=384","title":{"rendered":"the saddest book in the whole wide world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Love You Forever, by Robert Munsch.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll love you forever,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll like you for always,<br \/>\nAs long as I&#8217;m living<br \/>\nmy baby you&#8217;ll be.<\/p>\n<p>makes me cry every single time.<\/p>\n<p>stupid book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love You Forever, by Robert Munsch. I&#8217;ll love you forever, I&#8217;ll like you for always, As long as I&#8217;m living my baby you&#8217;ll be. makes me cry every single time.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}