{"id":374,"date":"2006-08-17T15:36:43","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T19:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2008-08-25T23:12:42","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T03:12:42","slug":"strut-your-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"strut your stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve about had it with my current walk. It&#8217;s so boring and unexciting. There&#8217;s no flare, no interesting perspective, nothing to write home about. I&#8217;m not looking for some out-of-this-world walk, but something&#8217;s gotta change. I&#8217;ll settle for a new sway to the hips or maybe a different way to roll my feet. I&#8217;m working on it, trying out a few things, we&#8217;ll see how it goes.<\/p>\n<p>The trouble with changing your walk is that people who&#8217;ve known you for so long will wonder why you&#8217;re such a frigging loon. And I say hey, till you&#8217;ve walked in my shoes, save it for the bank, buddy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve about had it with my current walk. It&#8217;s so boring and unexciting. There&#8217;s no flare, no interesting perspective, nothing to write home about. I&#8217;m not looking for some out-of-this-world&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of-loafe-vol-1","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1064,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/1064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}