{"id":3667,"date":"2025-03-01T02:55:27","date_gmt":"2025-03-01T09:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3667"},"modified":"2025-03-01T02:55:27","modified_gmt":"2025-03-01T09:55:27","slug":"oh-just-watching-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3667","title":{"rendered":"Oh just watching a movie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Here&#8217;s the special kind of heaux I am. when a new guy texts me &#8220;hey what you up to?&#8221; I respond with something like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh just watching a movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"915\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1-915x1200.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1-915x1200.jpg 915w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1-114x150.jpg 114w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1-768x1007.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1-1172x1536.jpg 1172w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/img_4065-1.jpg 1242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 915px) 100vw, 915px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>What you up to?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>All nonchalant and innocent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cuz I&#8217;m a dirty slut bag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Look, I&#8217;m not proud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok maybe I am a little proud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But in the most tragic of endless relentless tragic news, Joanns closing down has absolutely devastated me. I do not know how I am suppose to function. This is not ok. I am not going to be ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will probably just drive into a volcano this weekend. I see no other option.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the special kind of heaux I am. when a new guy texts me &#8220;hey what you up to?&#8221; I respond with something like this: &#8220;Oh just watching a movie.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3668,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions\/3668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}