{"id":3620,"date":"2024-08-18T03:37:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-18T09:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3620"},"modified":"2024-08-18T03:37:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-18T09:37:31","slug":"diet-coke-and-toys-that-bark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3620","title":{"rendered":"Diet Coke and toys that bark"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>If you drink a bunch of Diet Coke after midnight and then decide to start a big project and you cover your bed with so much shit that you couldn&#8217;t go to sleep even if you wanted to,  so then you say fuck it and drink MORE Diet Coke and now you&#8217;re in a never ending cycle that you&#8217;ll surely regret tomorrow but that&#8217;s Future Christa&#8217;s problem, not mine. Not mine. My problem right now is that I need more ice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How many dog toys is too many dog toys? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1800\" height=\"2400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-1800x2400.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-1800x2400.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/img_6424-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, if this box was all I had. What is wrong with me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you drink a bunch of Diet Coke after midnight and then decide to start a big project and you cover your bed with so much shit that you couldn&#8217;t&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3621,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions\/3621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}