{"id":3533,"date":"2024-01-01T01:52:01","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T08:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3533"},"modified":"2024-01-01T17:17:06","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T00:17:06","slug":"no-more-words-loljk-yes-please-more-words-all-the-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3533","title":{"rendered":"No more words. Loljk. yes please, more words, all the words"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Which of these messages would you pick as the new year&#8217;s winner?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1085\" height=\"202\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1160-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1160-1.jpg 1085w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1160-1-150x28.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1160-1-768x143.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1085px) 100vw, 1085px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Message 1<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"249\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1149-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3529\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1149-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1149-1-150x33.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1149-1-768x170.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Message 2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1148-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1148-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1148-1-150x38.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1148-1-768x193.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Message 3<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1146-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1146-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1146-1-150x34.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1146-1-768x173.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Message 4<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1145-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3532\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1145-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1145-1-150x93.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/img_1145-1-768x474.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Message 5<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>I did that dumb &#8220;love language&#8221; quiz and apparently mine is &#8220;words of affirmation&#8221; which makes sense because words mean a lot to me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know yet which I pick. anyone who calls me obscenely beautiful? Yes please. But especially coming from someone who is an artist and takes pictures and has an eye for beauty (and is also very hot)? Ding ding ding!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I do love being insulted (I am serious), and particularly from this boy, so a message that says &#8220;I look forward to <em>tolerating<\/em> you in 2024&#8243;? also quite appealing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Holy crap I am one fucked up chick. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which of these messages would you pick as the new year&#8217;s winner? 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