{"id":353,"date":"2006-06-29T14:05:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T18:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=353"},"modified":"2006-06-29T14:05:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-29T18:05:46","slug":"paddy-the-painter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"paddy the painter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have the biggest crush right now. He&#8217;s Irish (of course) and he was doing paint work for us. His name is Paddy. He&#8217;s dreamy.<\/p>\n<p>I turn into the biggest goofball when he&#8217;s around, all giggly and chatty. I can&#8217;t stop grinning. I must look like such a moron. I can&#8217;t help it though, he&#8217;s so cute. I would gravitate to him in the bars and do anything he wanted.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been having serious fantasies about him. It&#8217;s almost freaking me out a bit, because I&#8217;m not one for fantasies. He finished the work and I keep trying to think of ways to see him again.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want my crush to be over!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have the biggest crush right now. He&#8217;s Irish (of course) and he was doing paint work for us. His name is Paddy. He&#8217;s dreamy. I turn into the biggest&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}