Maybe I’m too cynical or maybe I’m just a plain old regular bitch, but when I read something on the internet and the author uses brackets and verbs to describe her physical actions\/reactions, I want to jam a knife in her throat. You know what I mean. Not just emoticons (although I share a great contempt for those as well) but like when someone says “[laughs] oh I agree Sam!” or “[moans] mmm, yes baby, right there”. They may not necessarily use brackets, but you get the idea.<\/p>\n
Why, why do you have to do that?<\/p>\n
And why does it have to bug me so much? I want to let it go, but the asshole part of me says NEVER GIVE IN.<\/p>\n
I only want to love, and you people just give me more and more reason to hate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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