On my birthday, he was the first to text me. “Happy birthday, love.” It sent me over the moon. On his birthday I was first (I’m sure) and I said “happy birthday, friend.” He didn’t even acknowledge it. It is after midnight so maybe he’s asleep (he’s not asleep). <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did I get him birthday presents? of course I did. And are they thoughtful and sweet and cool and interesting? Of course they are. Have I been thinking about it and preparing for months? Naturally. would I like to give it all to him in person but does it seems highly unlikely? Duh of course. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I’ll have to mail it to him or drop it off on his doorstep or something equally lame and humiliating. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ooohh and the Christamas gift I have planned is so cool. It isn’t a gift so much as an experience<\/em>. Wait that makes it sound like it’s not real presents. No no it is. The Christamas gifts are real, tangible, physical items, but it is in the presentation that the beauty truly exists. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Like if someone ever did this for me, I would immediately die, because my life would be complete. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Why am I wasting such deliciously delicious christaness on him? Unknown. Or maybe I know but I am not ready to admit to it yet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ANYWAY. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I have some very exciting news. I have just begun the last period of my life. The very last one. For forever. Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I’ve come to terms with the emotional side of the yeeterus. Mostly. I think. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I want my doc to take a picture of the whole sloppy mess, after the naughty thing has been evicted. I’m sure she will. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Haha remember when I had nick and afterwards they left my placenta in one of those plastic hospital pans and I took a picture and made it my Facebook profile and everyone hated me? That was so great. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Man I need to find that picture. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tomorrow night I am attending a seance and I could not be more excited. I will provide all the spooky details after, but if there’s anyone you want me to say hi to on the other side, well you better tell me now. You have until 7pm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n What is appropriate seance attire? <\/p>\n\n\n\n GOD I LOVE OCTOBER AND HALLOWEEN AND LIFE CHANGING EVENTS AND MAGIC AND WIND AND MOON AND MUSIC AND ME. <\/p>\n\n\n\n (he did respond. it was sweet. he loves me.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" On my birthday, he was the first to text me. “Happy birthday, love.” It sent me over the moon. On his birthday I was first (I’m sure) and I said… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3425"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3427,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3425\/revisions\/3427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}