{"id":3423,"date":"2023-10-04T03:16:31","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T09:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3423"},"modified":"2023-10-04T03:16:35","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T09:16:35","slug":"someone-to-watch-over-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3423","title":{"rendered":"Someone to watch over me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty obsessed with the hysterectomy Reddit and I&#8217;ve learned a lot of interesting things, including some advice and tips on recovery. I am grateful for it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But as I read about various women&#8217;s partners helping them out and doing nice things for them, like preparing a &#8220;recovery cart&#8221; or setting up a yeti cooler filled with drinks and snacks to be within reach, it occurred to me that I want that, too. I want someone to take care of me! I want someone to watch over me! I&#8217;m always doing it for everyone else and now I want someone doing it for me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is no one though. I mean I guess my kids but come on. I raised a couple of turds. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I suppose there is gordon but I mean, come on. He was here earlier tonight and he cooked some kind of dinner for the boys, and then he left the kitchen a holy hell mess that I got to clean up when I got home. That&#8217;s the kind of &#8220;help&#8221; Gordon is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m having trouble sleeping lately and now it&#8217;s nearly 3am and I&#8217;m going to be so tired tomorrow and I have a lot of work to do and and and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tacos, and taco Tuesdays, seem to be our thing. And tonight I ate some really good fucking tacos. With an excellent margarita. that made me a little tipsy. Another fun night. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>he likes me. No one has <em>liked<\/em> me in awhile. He is sweet to me and he hugs me, he will grab my hand or put his arm around me when we are walking, he says I&#8217;m spicy. (It was a compliment). Sometimes we&#8217;ll just be sitting there and he&#8217;ll give me a little wink and it&#8217;s so cute and I love it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LOOK HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE ME HAPPY. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At what point do I tell him about the yeeterus (a now-beloved phrase for a hysterectomy that I learned on dear old Reddit). According to my paperwork, no sex or things inside my vagina for at least six weeks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I think I will wait a bit longer before saying anything. cause who knows what might happen between now and Oct 17. he&#8217;ll get bored with me soon, like all the others did, so why bother revealing a lot of unnecessary and awkward information if I don&#8217;t have to. I learned that lesson the hard way (thanks Erik).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sleep sleep sleep christa <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty obsessed with the hysterectomy Reddit and I&#8217;ve learned a lot of interesting things, including some advice and tips on recovery. I am grateful for it. But as I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3424,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions\/3424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}