{"id":3401,"date":"2023-09-20T15:43:06","date_gmt":"2023-09-20T21:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3401"},"modified":"2023-09-20T21:55:22","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T03:55:22","slug":"always-an-angel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3401","title":{"rendered":"Always an angel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Okay it&#8217;s been one week. I haven&#8217;t done anything tragic or humiliating or terrible. I haven&#8217;t messaged him. I&#8217;ve only driven by his house 14 times. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m kidding! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11 times. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No no no. I&#8217;m being silly. It&#8217;s been 8 times. I have only driven by his house 8 times and only twice have I camped out overnight. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m growing, being such an adult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It helps that I&#8217;ve been keeping busy and occupied with work and gym and other boys and obsessing over my looming uterus removal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll go get some Botox and dermal fillers. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I already knew this about me, but the past week has really driven it home. I need the approval and admiration and validation of men to feel good about myself. one boy doesn&#8217;t like me? I need three others to tell me how cute\/funny\/sexy\/smart I am. It is pathetic and I am disgusted with myself. But I am who I am. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I skipped the national for this jerk. THE NATIONAL. I can&#8217;t even look at myself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m &#8220;too much&#8221; ERIKA maybe it&#8217;s that you aren&#8217;t ENOUGH. Maybe it is you who is lacking. Ever think about that? Huh? DIDJA? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What&#8217;s that Sia song? Only a genius could love a woman like me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ooh ooh! I&#8217;ve thought of a name for the new season. Hot heaux summer is gone. Now it&#8217;s time for me to fall into grace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pretty good eh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay it&#8217;s been one week. I haven&#8217;t done anything tragic or humiliating or terrible. I haven&#8217;t messaged him. I&#8217;ve only driven by his house 14 times. I&#8217;m kidding! 11 times.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3403,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3401\/revisions\/3403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}