{"id":3390,"date":"2023-09-09T17:12:07","date_gmt":"2023-09-09T23:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3390"},"modified":"2023-09-09T17:12:11","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T23:12:11","slug":"three-dots-and-uterus-free-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3390","title":{"rendered":"Three dots and uterus-free sex"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I tell myself I&#8217;m getting over him, slowly but surely, but damn if this is not one of my favorite things still. Those three dots. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1100\" height=\"203\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/img_7949.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/img_7949.jpg 1100w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/img_7949-150x28.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/img_7949-768x142.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sooooo&#8230; I have less than six weeks to have all the sex I can get, because after Oct 17, I can&#8217;t have sex for like 2+ months and who knows if it will ever be the same again anyway. No-uterus sex can&#8217;t possibly be the same as with-uterus sex. Six weeks left for the only kind of sex I&#8217;ve ever know.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The internet says I can &#8220;relearn&#8221; how to have orgasms again and it should make me feel happy but instead it makes me mad. Not just mad. Like enraged. I want to break things. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am very angry about this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But seeing as I&#8217;m about to be on my f\u00facking period again for like the 25th time in the past month, maybe I&#8217;ll be less angry soon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do like feeling sorry for myself though. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tell myself I&#8217;m getting over him, slowly but surely, but damn if this is not one of my favorite things still. Those three dots. Sooooo&#8230; I have less than&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3391,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3390\/revisions\/3391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}