I need to go back to Vegas. Men there were constantly hitting on me. I didn’t actually go out with any of them but I do have a standing invitation to go to Dubai at any time with one of my Uber drivers. He said they will love me in Dubai because I “look rich” lol lol. Lol some more. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But now I’m back in beautiful Colorado and the men here do not give two shits about me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
OMG DID YOU SEE LIZ PHAIR DOING EXILE IN GUYVILLE TOUR? She is not coming to Denver wth. But she is going to Tucson and I am going to go because that record changed my life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still waiting for someone to buy me alt j awesome wave tour tickets that are several hundred dollars! Waiting patiently. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh oh oh! There is a new guy right now that seems super into me. He’s a doctor. A SURGEON. maybe if I drop enough hints, he’ll take me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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