{"id":336,"date":"2006-06-02T12:40:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T16:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2006-06-02T12:40:47","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T16:40:47","slug":"filthy-puerto-ricans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"filthy puerto ricans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so yesterday was the closing and the move-in, but it will be another two weeks or so before we get to actually MOVE in, due to the disgusting state the house\/apartment was left in. I don&#8217;t think these people ever once vacuumed or dusted or wiped down the walls or cleaned the bathroom or even used utensils. How people live in such filth is beyond me.<\/p>\n<p>I almost had a stroke yesterday when RG actually picked something off the floor and put it in his mouth. I poured a few cups of bleach down his throat and gave him a decontamination bath after we left the place, so I think we&#8217;re okay. I&#8217;m watching him closely for signs he&#8217;s becoming a filthy puerto rican though, I&#8217;ll keep you updated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so yesterday was the closing and the move-in, but it will be another two weeks or so before we get to actually MOVE in, due to the disgusting state the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}