{"id":3251,"date":"2023-06-12T02:49:46","date_gmt":"2023-06-12T08:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3251"},"modified":"2023-06-12T02:49:50","modified_gmt":"2023-06-12T08:49:50","slug":"someone-please-help-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3251","title":{"rendered":"Someone please help me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ve lost all dignity. I know he&#8217;s walking away and I knew this was coming and I should just let it go. instead I&#8217;m throwing everything at the wall, praying something sticks. But it&#8217;s all sliding hopelessly helplessly horribly to the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have I no shame? Apparently not. jesus christa, what is wrong with you. Dig deep and find some pride and self-respect will you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m not too worried, I&#8217;ll get through this embarrassing mortifying time, as I always do. And then, for the next several months, as I lay in bed, I will pore over every detail, every moment, every shameful thing I said and did, and it will crush me, it will destroy me, it will burn me to the ground. and then I&#8217;ll rise like a phoenix from the ash. Fly christa! Fly!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But omg omg look loooooooook look<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1078\" height=\"1200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_4022-1078x1200.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_4022-1078x1200.jpg 1078w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_4022-135x150.jpg 135w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_4022-768x855.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_4022.jpg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1078px) 100vw, 1078px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ahhhhhh!!! I need to go. I need to go. I need this to happen. I need this more than I&#8217;ve ever needed anything in my life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I DESERVE GOOD THINGS. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve lost all dignity. I know he&#8217;s walking away and I knew this was coming and I should just let it go. instead I&#8217;m throwing everything at the wall, praying&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3252,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions\/3252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}