{"id":3214,"date":"2023-05-03T08:52:47","date_gmt":"2023-05-03T14:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3214"},"modified":"2023-05-07T14:35:58","modified_gmt":"2023-05-07T20:35:58","slug":"boys-boys-all-type-of-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3214","title":{"rendered":"Boys boys all type of boys"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The date was a success! I even ate an oyster. Not raw though. Gross. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

All this is just practice for my trip to MA in a few weeks. Warm ups. Gotta get back into the groove so I don’t embarrass myself. Boston, be ready! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

God I love cute boys. I love them so much. I want all the boys all the time. boys boys all type of boys. Gimme gimme gimme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He’s kinda out of my league, an archaeologist, a Purple Heart vet, tall, a musician, this thick curly hair, very manly, very sexy. I’m just dumb old me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But he wants to see me again, so I’m not questioning it. (Well I’m questioning it a little cause I’m neurotic as fuck.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even before we met I told him I was a thick girl with thick thighs. Look at these thick thighs I said. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And he still showed up! He still wanted to touch me! He still wanted to get close to me! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t ask me why. We aren’t questioning it remember? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

How do men always know though? Not long after I got home, I get a text from the guy who blew me off a few weeks ago. Apologizing for his “foul behavior”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Too late buddy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(It’s not too late)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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