{"id":3208,"date":"2023-05-01T23:18:20","date_gmt":"2023-05-02T05:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3208"},"modified":"2023-05-01T23:20:52","modified_gmt":"2023-05-02T05:20:52","slug":"the-tinder-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3208","title":{"rendered":"The Tinder guide"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My friend and I have come up with a translation guide for tinder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo drama\u201d = you better not have any needs, I will not be meeting any of them<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAsk me anything\u201d = you will be expected to hold up the entire conversation, which will be all about me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEveryone on here is fake prove me wrong\u201d = I am both unpopular and rude (and probly ugly)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPrefer someone who is active\u201d = no fat girls<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLove to travel\u201d and listing all the places = I want you to think I\u2019m wealthy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLooking for a partner in crime\u201d = I\u2019m both boring and stupid without an original thought in my head<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Dark sense of humor&#8221; = I can say awful shit to you and it&#8217;s okay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Why so serious?&#8221; = you should smile more<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c2A\u201d = you will never be safe with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beware when all of their interests are some form of exercise ( &#8220;gym, working out, hiking, running, cycling&#8221;). they are insufferable and dull as fuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And when they start a chat with &#8220;so how was your day&#8221;? Just. shoot. me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Great weather we&#8217;re having!&#8221; shoot me again. I&#8217;m not going to talk to you about the god damn weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do like tinder though. I mean, I fucking hate it but also I have a binder full of men and I love it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/automatic.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In related news, I am totally gonna have a date with this guy. I&#8217;ve been really wanting someone to teach me all about finance and, more importantly, bitcoin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1399\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2879.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2879.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2879-965x1200.jpg 965w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2879-121x150.jpg 121w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2879-768x955.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1072\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2877.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2877.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2877-150x143.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/img_2877-768x732.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend and I have come up with a translation guide for tinder. \u201cNo drama\u201d = you better not have any needs, I will not be meeting any of them&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3208"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3211,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3208\/revisions\/3211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}