{"id":3134,"date":"2023-02-22T15:25:41","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T22:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3134"},"modified":"2023-02-23T01:11:16","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T08:11:16","slug":"all-a-girl-needs-is-iron-yarn-and-some-batteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3134","title":{"rendered":"All a girl needs is iron, yarn and some batteries."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My current playlist right now is filled with either super sexy songs (burning) or super lonely songs (the walk home) and I&#8217;m enjoying it immensely. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It makes sense of course since all I feel lately is lonely or horny. One or the other (or both). Oh, and tired. Always tired. my lonely, horny, tired days and a beautifully matching soundtrack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But don&#8217;t fret. I start iron infusions later this week so that should help with the tired. I&#8217;ve got a big and rather involved crochet project lined up so bye bye loneliness. And for the horny? Well I&#8217;m ordering a very intriguing new vibrator. So yeah. I&#8217;m <em>all<\/em> set. Who needs men, friends, or decent sleep? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My current playlist right now is filled with either super sexy songs (burning) or super lonely songs (the walk home) and I&#8217;m enjoying it immensely. It makes sense of course&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3134"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3137,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions\/3137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}