I had trouble sleeping last night. 4am found me reading old messages from a boy I once liked. he was cute and sexy and I was charming and funny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So when I compared it to some recent exchanges with a couple guys from these lousy apps, I learned a little something. (mainly that men are garbage and not worth my effort.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought I’d lost my charm and my funny. And maybe I have, a little. My confidence has been real low, which definitely affects how charming and funny I feel and act.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But even at my lowest point, I am still pretty funny. It’s the men. They are the most boring creatures on the planet with so little to offer me. but I am supposed to be grateful for their attention? I have one guy who wanted me to sit in his car in an abandoned parking lot near his work to watch him jerk off and then, AND THEN, lucky me, I could suck his dick. Right there in his car! What a wonderful offer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I deserve better than this. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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