{"id":3106,"date":"2023-01-29T01:46:42","date_gmt":"2023-01-29T08:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3106"},"modified":"2023-01-29T01:46:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-29T08:46:45","slug":"lol-lol-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3106","title":{"rendered":"Lol lol lol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Maybe this should make me feel bad but this (entirely one-sided) thread is so very funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1049\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2077-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2077-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2077-1-150x140.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2077-1-768x716.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"937\" height=\"508\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2076.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3102\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2076.jpg 937w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2076-150x81.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2076-768x416.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 937px) 100vw, 937px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"852\" height=\"1096\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image.jpg 852w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-117x150.jpg 117w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/image-768x988.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 852px) 100vw, 852px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess as a female on a dating app, I&#8217;m obligated to fuck every guy who messages me. But I didn&#8217;t know! I DIDN&#8217;T KNOW!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stranger on the internet: Forgive me! I&#8217;m so dumb. I need another chance. Please, I beg of you. Look at how so chivalrous and confident you are. What a good man. I need this in my life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t deserve you. But take pity on this sad old lady:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1800\" height=\"2400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-1800x2400.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-3105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-1800x2400.jpg 1800w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_2054-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1800px) 100vw, 1800px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe this should make me feel bad but this (entirely one-sided) thread is so very funny. 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