{"id":3082,"date":"2023-01-22T02:28:12","date_gmt":"2023-01-22T09:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3082"},"modified":"2023-01-22T02:28:15","modified_gmt":"2023-01-22T09:28:15","slug":"god-help-us-all-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3082","title":{"rendered":"God help us all"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I tried to make a &#8220;sexy&#8221; video for someone and it turned out great, just so great. (Note: it did not turn out great)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1950.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean wow. Just wow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s possible that I may never have sex again. which is fine. who even needs sex. It&#8217;s stupid and dumb and I don&#8217;t care. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s talk about something else. How about those bruins! What a season so far, I&#8217;m all heart- and star-eyed emojis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DON&#8217;T YOU JUST LOVE IT. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was so distraught when they fired Cassidy. It didn&#8217;t make any sense. Don Sweeney had lost his damn mind. But he knew what he was doing and I&#8217;m happy to admit how wrong I was. I still like Cassidy and I am pleased to see him succeeding in Vegas. But man, was Jim Montgomery the magic elixir we needed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am slightly uncomfortable being the top team in the league. Not just because of the President&#8217;s trophy curse. But every night, with all the attention and every team revved up and trying to beat you&#8230; it&#8217;s stressful. Flying under the radar is the way to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the same time, I want it to keep going, to keep winning, to be the best. I don&#8217;t want it to ever stop, I want to dominate everyone and everything and I want that cup. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HOW ABOUT THOSE BRUINS. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe this is the year I finally get my B&#8217;s tattoo. Right over my big fat stupid face. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried to make a &#8220;sexy&#8221; video for someone and it turned out great, just so great. (Note: it did not turn out great) I mean wow. Just wow. It&#8217;s&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3083,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3082\/revisions\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}