Okay I’ve deleted my account. Everyone’s profile was all “I love camping and hiking and skiing and working out and riding my Harley” ugh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, my profile is “I like watching tv and crocheting and being left alone except every couple of days when I want to have sex and then you go away again.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay not really, I didn’t say that. but in the hour I was on there I didn’t get a single match. I was perhaps swiping above my pay grade. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So instead of tinder, I’m gonna watch my favorite scene from John Wick while I wait for the bruins game to start. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate everything. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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