{"id":3068,"date":"2023-01-07T02:55:41","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T09:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3068"},"modified":"2023-01-07T02:55:43","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T09:55:43","slug":"my-scream-got-lost-in-a-paper-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3068","title":{"rendered":"My scream got lost in a paper cup"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So my new favorite hobby is taking a selfie and then circling all my flaws and problem areas. Kinda like what a plastic surgeon would do during a consultation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It starts off like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1494\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3066\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-904x1200.jpg 904w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-768x1020.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I go back and add a bit more:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1494\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-1-904x1200.jpg 904w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-1-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-1-768x1020.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And finally, after just a little more, here&#8217;s where I end up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1494\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3067\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-2.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-2-904x1200.jpg 904w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-2-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/img_1715-2-768x1020.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>While I agree that this new hobby is totally normal and healthy (and something I&#8217;m very good at), perhaps I need to find one where maybe I&#8217;m nicer to myself. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joining tinder again but never swiping right!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Making tamales!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yoga with baby goats! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(No, really. It&#8217;s an actual thing. You do yoga and a bunch of baby goats jump all over you.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cutting out and cataloguing various recipes and workout tips from magazines!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finding new uses for old calendars! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Candles!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my new favorite hobby is taking a selfie and then circling all my flaws and problem areas. Kinda like what a plastic surgeon would do during a consultation. 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