{"id":305,"date":"2006-03-20T20:55:08","date_gmt":"2006-03-21T04:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=305"},"modified":"2008-08-25T22:58:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T02:58:17","slug":"oh-my-space-apple-of-my-ire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"oh my space, apple of my ire."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I am not sure what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happened over at myspace.com, but I think it has now become the largest collection of annoying people and ludicrous \u00e2\u20ac\u0153homepages\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ever. And there is so many annoying people and ludicrous web sites out there, you can just imagine. I am not even kidding when I quote this from the myspace website: <em>We like dogs, we like skateboarding \u00e2\u20ac\u201d now here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a skateboarding dog. As one comment says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s simply epic.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Oh boy. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even know where to begin with that one. My heart mourns, for the creator of that video, for the writer of that description, for the owner of that comment, for all of humanity.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I think the myspace motto is: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why say something with mere words when you can use Very Large Generic Graphics, Grating Sound Clips, Copious Amounts of Pictures and the Results of Endless \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcPersonality\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Surveys?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Okay, maybe the myspace motto is \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a place for friends\u00e2\u20ac\u009d but you say potato and I say \u00e2\u20ac\u0153please kill me.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Also can I say how much it bothers me that I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t say the word ludicrous now without thinking of that rapper guy ludacris? stupid rappers, they are constantly ruining my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not sure what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happened over at myspace.com, but I think it has now become the largest collection of annoying people and ludicrous \u00e2\u20ac\u0153homepages\u00e2\u20ac\u009d ever. And there is so&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-ruining-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1057,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}