{"id":3033,"date":"2022-11-11T23:35:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-12T06:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3033"},"modified":"2022-11-12T16:36:04","modified_gmt":"2022-11-12T23:36:04","slug":"bye-bye-birdie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=3033","title":{"rendered":"Bye bye birdie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I visited Twitter tonight for the first time in a while and omg it&#8217;s so fantastic. Pure chaos. A deranged amusement park. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The titantic jokes are great. The many many Elon musk jokes are even better. Impossible to get enough. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have loved and hated Twitter lo these many years. And now, as we watch it go down, I find it both sad and delightful. It was a cesspool but also so funny. So so funny. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I visited Twitter tonight for the first time in a while and omg it&#8217;s so fantastic. Pure chaos. A deranged amusement park. The titantic jokes are great. The many many&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3034,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3033\/revisions\/3034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}