{"id":2981,"date":"2022-08-19T02:16:12","date_gmt":"2022-08-19T08:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2981"},"modified":"2022-08-20T02:23:44","modified_gmt":"2022-08-20T08:23:44","slug":"lookout-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2981","title":{"rendered":"Lookout kid"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>School started this week. It&#8217;s just Nick now. in 7th. No Ryland. Weird. It&#8217;s weird. And sad. I am very nearly to my death.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>In other &#8220;death is near&#8221; news, Ry turns 18 tomorrow (today). Can you believe it? 18 years since my close friends saw my vagina (which they all agree was magnificent and inspiring). 18 years since my third degree episiotomy. 18 years since the nurse had to yell at Gordon to stop freaking out and get over here and support me (still waiting on that). 18 years since I was holding this little bug. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/5497BB26-B6F3-4B88-AC33-436E363B4DB3-e1660983378652.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/5497BB26-B6F3-4B88-AC33-436E363B4DB3-e1660983378652.jpeg\" alt=\"Me holding my newborn many years ago\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/5497BB26-B6F3-4B88-AC33-436E363B4DB3-e1660983378652.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/5497BB26-B6F3-4B88-AC33-436E363B4DB3-e1660983378652-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/5497BB26-B6F3-4B88-AC33-436E363B4DB3-e1660983378652-330x330.jpeg 330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I feel a lot of things about this milestone, and also nothing. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>So I&#8217;m gonna listen to my tea time asmr video and try to forget the crush of time. <\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>School started this week. It&#8217;s just Nick now. in 7th. No Ryland. Weird. It&#8217;s weird. And sad. I am very nearly to my death. In other &#8220;death is near&#8221; news,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2981"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2986,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions\/2986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}