{"id":2975,"date":"2022-08-11T22:21:27","date_gmt":"2022-08-12T04:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2975"},"modified":"2022-08-11T22:30:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-12T04:30:59","slug":"someone-loves-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2975","title":{"rendered":"Someone loves me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I got this record in the mail yesterday. No note or hint as to who sent it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/C0EE30EC-B2DB-4DDC-9A86-1D558886F3E9-scaled-e1660274888678.jpeg\" alt=\"Soundtrack to rogue one album\" class=\"wp-image-2974\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/C0EE30EC-B2DB-4DDC-9A86-1D558886F3E9-scaled-e1660274888678.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/C0EE30EC-B2DB-4DDC-9A86-1D558886F3E9-scaled-e1660274888678-113x150.jpeg 113w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But whoever did it knows me! Knows that rogue one is one of my favorite movies. That I love buying records. That I love getting surprise packages in the mail. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So who is it? Who is my secret admirer? Who loves me this much? I looked up the price of the record. $75! Wow. I&#8217;m really making an impression on someone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I spent a few hours fantasizing. Absolutely delighted with it all. Was it ****? Or maybe ******? No no it had to be ****** of course it was him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Turns out the person who knows me so well, who loves me so much, is&#8230; me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I preordered it like four months ago and it finally came and I just totally forgot about it. Maybe it was an ambien purchase? I dunno. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The point is I bought it for myself. My imagination got a couple hours of (slightly embarrassing) fun and now I have a new cool record. And further proof that the best person for me is me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I told a friend about it and he said there should be a site like that. An app or something. Where you buy yourself stuff that doesn\u2019t ship for months until you forget about it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why normal people would want this but I think it&#8217;s a great idea, so don&#8217;t steal it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this record in the mail yesterday. No note or hint as to who sent it. But whoever did it knows me! Knows that rogue one is one of&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2975"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2979,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975\/revisions\/2979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}