{"id":297,"date":"2006-02-25T21:58:25","date_gmt":"2006-02-26T05:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=297"},"modified":"2006-02-25T21:58:25","modified_gmt":"2006-02-26T05:58:25","slug":"bye-bye-birdies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"bye bye birdies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the AM, the boy and I are leaving for a week in DC. I won&#8217;t be posting during that time, but for those of you in the loop, there&#8217;s the e to the m (that would be email). I plan on catching George Bush with his hand in the cookie jar. Wish me luck!<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so not really. I mean yes I&#8217;m going to DC but it has nothing to do with Boy Simple (that would be our president). I&#8217;m just going to visit my sis and escape the hell that has become my life here in Boston. I exaggerate a little perhaps, but only just a little.<\/p>\n<p>Here is something you may not know about me. When traveling by air, I like to make sure I&#8217;m freshly showered and wearing non-ratty underwear and a bra that isn&#8217;t as old as the Clinton administration. If my plane crashes or something, I don&#8217;t want to be known as the Dirty Girl with Icky Underthings. Although of course should the plane actually crash, I doubt there would be anything left of my body, much less the clothing I&#8217;m wearing. But I can&#8217;t shake the urge to wear my nicer underwear pieces while flying the friendly skies. It&#8217;s just this thing I do. You should all do it, too.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re flying jetblue. I&#8217;m excited! a new airline for me! I&#8217;ll let you know if it sucks.<\/p>\n<p>I think G maybe suspects I&#8217;m off to meet someone in DC, to start up (or continue) a torrid affair or something. Pure silliness, because everyone knows where my torrid affair participant lives. It certainly isn&#8217;t DC.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I gotta hit the sack, but I wish you all a lovely week of non-loafing fun. see you in March!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the AM, the boy and I are leaving for a week in DC. I won&#8217;t be posting during that time, but for those of you in the loop, there&#8217;s&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}