{"id":2957,"date":"2022-08-02T02:05:37","date_gmt":"2022-08-02T08:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2957"},"modified":"2022-08-02T02:05:41","modified_gmt":"2022-08-02T08:05:41","slug":"playing-with-a-heavy-balloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2957","title":{"rendered":"Playing with a heavy balloon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Look, my beans are getting all floppy. I need to get them some support. Some little trellises. Is that the plural of trellis? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/1230FBCC-75D6-4630-927E-114BB7569907-scaled-e1659426572983.jpeg\" alt=\"Beans need to climb baby\" class=\"wp-image-2956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/1230FBCC-75D6-4630-927E-114BB7569907-scaled-e1659426572983.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/1230FBCC-75D6-4630-927E-114BB7569907-scaled-e1659426572983-150x113.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/1230FBCC-75D6-4630-927E-114BB7569907-scaled-e1659426572983-768x576.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I need to get them something to climb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>maybe for me too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m down at the bottom, busting at the seams, and I really need to find my own trellis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I spread like strawberries. I climb like peas and beans. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, my beans are getting all floppy. I need to get them some support. Some little trellises. Is that the plural of trellis? I need to get them something to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2958,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2957\/revisions\/2958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}