The shower can be a dangerous place. Add in a shampoo bottle, wet slippery hands, the power of gravity and viola! You’ve got yourself a real situation. My poor sweet feet. In the past week alone, I’ve managed to acquire 3 bruises. And then today, I gave it real good to my toe. Maybe I’ll just stop taking showers.<\/p>\n
My injuries aren’t isolated to shower hijinks though. I’ve also done some damage to my back, setting me back quite a ways in my 10K training. Not sure how I hurt it, but I suppose it’s a combination of many factors: my fat ass, my lack of in-shapeness, my huge gigantic ass, my flat feet, ill-fitted shoes, did I mention my ass yet?<\/p>\n
ah well. such is the way of life for an elite athlete as myself. I knew the risk going in, didn’t I? But I can’t be stopped! I will not be stopped! I will drag my bruised and battered body over that finish line if I have to pay someone to do it for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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