My body feels weird whenever the boys are gone for an extended period of time. Everything is the same but everything is so so different. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I pour a glass of water and think “so this is what it is like for people without kids.” I sit on the couch and think “this is how they live, every single day.” I climb into bed and think “what in the hell.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I enjoy not having to deal with dinner, that’s for sure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tomorrow is the parade for the Stanley Cup. I was excited at first, but that faded quickly. I’m too old for these kind of shenanigans. I wanted to take the kids but they aren’t even here. and besides, parades are for people who aren’t dead inside (outside too). So I’ll stay home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My nights are wide open now that hockey is over. Don’t worry. Christmas in July movies are starting on hallmark. so I’ll be okay. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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