{"id":2873,"date":"2022-06-25T03:40:13","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T09:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2873"},"modified":"2022-07-23T18:15:01","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T00:15:01","slug":"thank-you-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2873","title":{"rendered":"Thank you, drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The Avs game was a nice turd cherry on top of the giant turd pie that was today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I did get my ambien birks in the mail though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/5391473B-39BE-4C41-958E-99A3F8819BDE-scaled-e1656142826109.jpeg\" alt=\"Birkenstocks\" class=\"wp-image-2871\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/5391473B-39BE-4C41-958E-99A3F8819BDE-scaled-e1656142826109.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/5391473B-39BE-4C41-958E-99A3F8819BDE-scaled-e1656142826109-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/5391473B-39BE-4C41-958E-99A3F8819BDE-scaled-e1656142826109-768x768.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/5391473B-39BE-4C41-958E-99A3F8819BDE-scaled-e1656142826109-330x330.jpeg 330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But wait! my #ambienbuys don&#8217;t stop there. I also apparently ordered this fancy grill pan. such a pleasing color, don&#8217;t you think? Mint. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"425\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/9B2021F9-5B0B-438A-B643-1831B686DA5B-e1656144297679.jpeg\" alt=\"New grill pan, in mint!\" class=\"wp-image-2872\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/9B2021F9-5B0B-438A-B643-1831B686DA5B-e1656144297679.jpeg 700w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/9B2021F9-5B0B-438A-B643-1831B686DA5B-e1656144297679-150x91.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So how many times did you cry today? I lost count. But right now? I&#8217;m feeling okay. this single moment, on a cool night in late June, wearing my new birkenstocks, admiring my pretty new pan, and sweetly numb from the medicines I just took. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Avs game was a nice turd cherry on top of the giant turd pie that was today. I did get my ambien birks in the mail though. But wait!&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2873"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2914,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions\/2914"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}