I’m at the airport waiting to pick up Nick from his DC school trip. There are other parents around me waiting as well. I’m listening to them talk to each other and I hate them all so much. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Some have their entire fucking family with them, waiting. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
A few others have signs that say welcome home or some stupid thing. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
I hate those parents the most. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Then I think “maybe the problem is you Christa, you’re an awful human being” and it’s true, it’s true that I am awful, but these people. My god. These people are just so much worse. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Just shut up. shut up. please shut up with your fake voice and dumb stories and omg JUST SHUT UP <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
There are a few dads I wouldn’t mind getting a little friendly with though wink wink <\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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