{"id":283,"date":"2006-02-04T11:49:35","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T19:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=283"},"modified":"2006-02-04T11:50:43","modified_gmt":"2006-02-04T19:50:43","slug":"damn-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"damn me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I jinxed them. I had to open my big fat mouth and I jinxed them. Bruins, you can blame me. It&#8217;s all my fault. p.s. I hate the canadiens. I hate them. they&#8217;re a bunch of cheaters.<\/p>\n<p>tomorrow two of my friends turn 32. Last week another turned 32. I feel sorry for them. thank god I&#8217;m still in my twenties. and will be for a long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I jinxed them. I had to open my big fat mouth and I jinxed them. Bruins, you can blame me. It&#8217;s all my fault. p.s. I hate the canadiens. I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}