{"id":2819,"date":"2022-05-24T23:56:16","date_gmt":"2022-05-25T05:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2022-05-24T23:57:47","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T05:57:47","slug":"the-demon-inside-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2819","title":{"rendered":"the demon inside me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Two years, I had the cleansing light and pure love of god within me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No more. Covid finally caught me. Tarnished me and my pristine record of not having Covid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Could have been the abortion rally but who knows. I also attended an outdoor happy hour Thursday afternoon, for about 45 mins, and two others have tested positive from that. So maybe it was there? A few corporate bigwigs had flown in and were in attendance, so they&#8217;re probably the source. But maybe <strong>I<\/strong> was the evil super spreader and gave it to them! I share because I care. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On top of this abundance of demonic joy, I also got my period, so I&#8217;m coughing and dying and suffering and crying and bleeding and having to get up and change my tampon every five fucking seconds like I am some sort of youthful child-bearing asshole. I am not! I am an old miserable crone asshole, with zero youth left in me but someone has neglected to tell my ovaries so they keep on churning out lousy eggs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I did finally take a shower, though. because I am incredibly brave and strong and a beacon of hope and inspiration. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I do die from Covid, it will be in my gross period panties, and I cannot think of a more fitting legacy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I am sorry to be whining about my sickness on a day like this. I do not have the physical, mental or emotional strength to process it all. those poor sweet perfect babies. I would hug my own if I could, but I don&#8217;t want to give them covid, so I&#8217;ll just cry instead. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two years, I had the cleansing light and pure love of god within me. No more. Covid finally caught me. Tarnished me and my pristine record of not having Covid.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}