{"id":281,"date":"2006-01-31T21:32:32","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T05:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=281"},"modified":"2006-01-31T21:39:09","modified_gmt":"2006-02-01T05:39:09","slug":"photo-mish-mash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"photo mish-mash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this is my new haircut. I like it. it&#8217;s pointy and flippy and fun, wheee!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/cjmcut.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/cjmcuta.jpg\" alt=\"the whores in my head.\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found that when taking pictures of myself, I look much better when the flash washes out my features and makes me blurry. I wish I could transfer that effect into my actual face.<\/p>\n<p>You know something else? When I got my haircut, I told the girl that I wanted about 3-4 inches off, which seemed like a lot of inches to me, but it&#8217;s what I wanted, right? And then I demonstrated where I wanted it to fall, at my shoulders. She looks at me like I&#8217;m simple and says &#8220;Um, you know sweetie that isn&#8217;t 4 inches. That&#8217;s more like 8.&#8221; And she was right. I had a lot of frigging hair. You never realize how long your hair is until it&#8217;s on the floor, in all its dead, unattached glory.<\/p>\n<p>Now, to make this post interesting and worthwhile, here are a few photos of the boy I happened to stumble on to a few mintues ago. The first three are from earlier this month, and the rest are from late November last year.<\/p>\n<p>RG loves to climb and stand on anything remotely dangerous. Sure he&#8217;ll get hurt if he falls, but as my dad would say, &#8220;that&#8217;ll learn him.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/kingofchair.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/kingofchaira.jpg\" alt=\"king of the high chair mountain\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He apparently also loves to read books while sitting atop a mound of toys inside his toy box. (hee. I said mound and box in the same sentence.)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/intoybox.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/intoyboxa.jpg\" alt=\"toy box boy\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This sporty little picture was obviously taken before his haircut. Quite fetching, I think, long hair and all.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/headbandry.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/headbandrya.jpg\" alt=\"headband ry\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love how small he looks in this picture. Such a big field, such a little boy.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/bigfield.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/bigfielda.jpg\" alt=\"big field, little boy\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not quite sure what he&#8217;s trying to say, but he&#8217;s not shy about saying it.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/bigvoice.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/bigvoicea.jpg\" alt=\"big voice little boy\" border=\"0\"\/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love this picture. I don&#8217;t know why exactly, but it makes me feel very happy inside, and this strange sort of pleasurable sadness.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/littleboy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/littleboya.jpg\" alt=\"I used to be a little a boy.\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We were playing a little game where he&#8217;d put a leaf in his mouth and I&#8217;d reach out and brush it away and say &#8220;yucky! don&#8217;t eat that!&#8221; and he&#8217;d laugh and then do it again. I have a little video of this that I&#8217;m planning on showing soon. vCute.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/yucky.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/yuckya.jpg\" alt=\"yucky!\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Finally, here is a picture from Thanksgiving. These are RG&#8217;s cousins. From his father&#8217;s side of the family. obviously.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/gcousins.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loafe.com\/images\/gcousinsa.jpg\" alt=\"cousins from paternal side.\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this is my new haircut. I like it. it&#8217;s pointy and flippy and fun, wheee! 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