{"id":2792,"date":"2022-05-03T17:51:05","date_gmt":"2022-05-03T23:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2792"},"modified":"2022-05-10T01:45:29","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T07:45:29","slug":"i-need-to-get-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2792","title":{"rendered":"I need to get pregnant!"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Quick! I need to get an abortion! And then get pregnant again so I can get more abortions. I&#8217;m already almost out of time, my eggs are way past their expiration date. But still. I WILL SPITE ABORT TILL I CAN SPITE ABORT NO MORE. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I tried to get a couple of abortions already but apparently no one will perform one in the 50th trimester. MY BODY MY CHOICE. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>But I swear to god if one more fucking Democrat asks me for money I am going to lose my mind. We showed up. In droves. You assholes have done nothing. And just stop with your lousy bullshit excuses. I&#8217;m looking at you Pelosi and Schumer. As a friend said, your arrogance and hubris have run their course. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I&#8217;m so mad. but also&#8230; well, I give up. let it all fall. <\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick! I need to get an abortion! And then get pregnant again so I can get more abortions. I&#8217;m already almost out of time, my eggs are way past their&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,88,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-are-you-fucking-kidding-me","category-flames-on-the-side-of-my-face","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2792"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2802,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2792\/revisions\/2802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}