{"id":276,"date":"2006-01-20T18:42:54","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T02:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2006-01-20T18:44:30","modified_gmt":"2006-01-21T02:44:30","slug":"condo-schmondo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"condo schmondo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get why people waste their money. I wouldn&#8217;t buy a condo if someone paid me to, okay yes I would, if someone paid me to, but otherwise I wouldn&#8217;t buy one. especially in boston, because honestly, fuck that noise.<\/p>\n<p> right down the street from me, literally right down the street, they are building some new condos, 3 bedroom 2 bath, and they are asking for $480,000. That&#8217;s right. almost a half a million dollars for a fricking condo in fricking DORCHESTER. At the intersection of two very busy streets. Right down the road from the Very Scary Area That One Must Never Venture Into At Night. Is everyone in this city on crack? How delusional are they? and why are the idiots living here willing to pay these outrageous prices? If people stopped blindly accepting such ridiculousness, costs could go down and make everything so much more reasonable and livable. But then again, we&#8217;re talking about the same people who made a jackass republican tool their governor, so what can you expect. stupid massachusetts. you know what they call them? massholes. hahaha.<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not, I&#8217;m going to start training for a 10K. It&#8217;s pretty absurd, as anyone who knows me will agree, but I&#8217;m going to do it anyway. My friend Gina and I are doing it together and she&#8217;s 100 times in better shape than me, but I don&#8217;t care! I am doing this and I&#8217;m excited and I can&#8217;t wait to finish my lousy 6 or so miles in same amount of time most people spend at work (read: 8 hours). I&#8217;m fairly certain my heart will explode the first minute or two after I step into the gym, from shock and awe, but that won&#8217;t stop me. I don&#8217;t need a stupid heart to get into shape! Screw hearts! SCREW HEARTS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get why people waste their money. I wouldn&#8217;t buy a condo if someone paid me to, okay yes I would, if someone paid me to, but otherwise I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}