{"id":2746,"date":"2022-04-02T04:47:43","date_gmt":"2022-04-02T10:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2746"},"modified":"2022-07-23T18:25:41","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T00:25:41","slug":"you-should-be-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2746","title":{"rendered":"You should be too"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A friend recently shared with me an old newspaper clipping he had found, all about an ancestor of his. the bottom half reads like every straight-guy profile on tinder, I swear to god. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/520AF68D-7717-409B-A1AE-6F1CA9BC4811-e1648895458575.jpeg\" alt=\"Old newspaper clipping \" class=\"wp-image-2745\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cI&#8217;m a man of good business qualifications. I lead an outdoor life and am ever active, being strong, muscular and of somewhat distinguished appearance; and strictly moral and temperate\u2026 and you should be as well.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hate that place I don&#8217;t know why I bother. Take you and your stupid profile back to 1835 Texas, why don&#8217;t you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess I&#8217;m just bored and lonely. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve been writing, but so far there is not much activity on my new site. And by &#8220;not much&#8221; I mean none. I expected an instant overnight hit! This world is not deserving of me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear foreign bots, I had to start a new journal site, because I broke this one and I don&#8217;t know how to fix it, so can you please come see me there? Please. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know, I wonder if I should get a bruins tattoo on my back shoulder. Or a tiny little  constellation inside my wrist. Or this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_2926.jpg\" alt=\"Size 5\" class=\"wp-image-2748\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend recently shared with me an old newspaper clipping he had found, all about an ancestor of his. the bottom half reads like every straight-guy profile on tinder, I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2922,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2746\/revisions\/2922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}