{"id":2699,"date":"2022-01-30T04:14:53","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T11:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2699"},"modified":"2022-07-23T18:32:29","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T00:32:29","slug":"i-missed-the-bruins-but-i-got-a-puffin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2699","title":{"rendered":"I missed the bruins but I got a puffin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am kind of fucked up on a variety of pharmaceuticals right now, but I am excited to read my new book I just got today, but not tonight because it is a) very late and b) I am tired and c) also very unfocused from drug ingestion. And I keep nodding off typing this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_2600-1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"Devil house book \" class=\"wp-image-2696\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>IT IS SIGNED. But not cool-signed like when Samantha irby signs her books. Just normal boring old signed. But I&#8217;m a dumb old sucker for signed books. I can&#8217;t help it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/image-2.jpg\" alt=\"Puffin drink holder \" class=\"wp-image-2864\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sadly I couldn&#8217;t go to the bruins game Wed. night here vs the Avs, cause my job people were in town and there was a big downtown  introduction reception, where I got a cute drink koozie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_2604-1.jpg\" alt=\"The boys at bruins game \" class=\"wp-image-2697\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But my b boys got to go and it was a bit of a heartbreaking loss but that is okay so time for me to hit the sack cause I&#8217;m all messed up right now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>May these pictures show you a pleasure <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am kind of fucked up on a variety of pharmaceuticals right now, but I am excited to read my new book I just got today, but not tonight because&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2699"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2930,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions\/2930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}