{"id":2690,"date":"2022-01-24T02:39:58","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T09:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2690"},"modified":"2022-07-23T18:33:32","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T00:33:32","slug":"its-okay-but-im-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2690","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s okay but I&#8217;m sorry."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was wrong, I didn&#8217;t subscribe to the New York Times last night in an ambien haze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I sort of did. I subscribed to their games section. Which isn&#8217;t great, I know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But see, I was playing their spelling bee game, and I got up to a certain score, and then it said &#8220;whoa you&#8217;re smart! If you get a games sub right now we will show you exactly what level of smart.&#8221; And so I subscribed. Which I guess means my level of smart is Stupid, because I&#8217;m now one of the chumps who gives money to the nyt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I swear to god with that newspaper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please forgive me, I know not what I do after taking ambien. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do like their mini crossword, I can&#8217;t help it, I am not made of stone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_2566.jpg\" alt=\"NYT mini crossword \" class=\"wp-image-2689\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was wrong, I didn&#8217;t subscribe to the New York Times last night in an ambien haze. Well, I sort of did. I subscribed to their games section. Which isn&#8217;t&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2690"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2931,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2690\/revisions\/2931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}