{"id":2676,"date":"2022-01-18T01:55:58","date_gmt":"2022-01-18T08:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2676"},"modified":"2022-01-18T01:56:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-18T08:56:00","slug":"well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2676","title":{"rendered":"Well"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get the wordle today. I made a foolish mistake on my last try, and I lost, and now I wonder why life is even worth living. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigh. I may never recover from this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Makes sense that I&#8217;m totally alone with a dead vagina and a potato for a face. And not even a good potato you want to bake up all nice and hot. just a lumpy old pitted one with weird things growing out of it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps I was thrown off my game because I didn&#8217;t have work today. This is the first time in my adult life I had MLK day off. my new company seems to care about d&amp;i? At least more than anywhere else I&#8217;ve worked. And listen to this! Both Juneteenth and Indigenous People&#8217;s Day are company holidays. How am I even supposed to handle this? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess by losing wordle. I will not cry. I will not cry. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t get the wordle today. I made a foolish mistake on my last try, and I lost, and now I wonder why life is even worth living. Sigh. I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2677,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2676\/revisions\/2677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}