{"id":2666,"date":"2022-01-12T02:11:59","date_gmt":"2022-01-12T09:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2666"},"modified":"2022-01-12T02:19:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-12T09:19:33","slug":"why-cant-i-quit-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2666","title":{"rendered":"Why can&#8217;t I quit you"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>I was off Twitter for months and months and months. I was happy. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Then I went back on Twitter. Now I&#8217;m sad. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>But when I went back on Twitter, I learned about wordle, which makes me happy. <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>I play this game every night before bed. I like it so much! I hate Twitter! I hate it so much! <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>In other news: I&#8217;m considering getting an extremely expensive haircut. But just think of the magic I could create with a beautiful head of hair. Just think! <\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p>Here is a photo album I have in my phone, it&#8217;s pretty creepy:<\/p>\r\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_2487-1-e1641978601189.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/img_2487-1-554x1200.png\" alt=\"Eyelashes\" width=\"554\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2661\" \/><\/a>\r\n\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was off Twitter for months and months and months. I was happy. Then I went back on Twitter. Now I&#8217;m sad. But when I went back on Twitter, I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2666"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2670,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2666\/revisions\/2670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}