I looked at the calendar today and it actually dared suggest that it’s December 1st. Can you believe the nerve of that lousy calendar?<\/p>\n
I don’t know what happened, it seems like Ryland was just turning 1 yesterday and now suddenly it’s december and winter is breathing down our necks and everywhere you look is HOLIDAY CHEER. I don’t like it when time sneaks up on me like this, it makes me grumpy and anxious. I am not ready for 2006. I am barely ready for 2005. Is there something we can do? I need to talk to someone about getting an extension. Just a few more weeks please. Let’s do November over again, better yet let’s do August over again, I liked August, I was still in Tucson and Ryland was still my little baby and my friends were all close, so I choose August, yes definitely, AUGUST PLEASE.<\/p>\n
I feel very lonely these days and Ryland feels lonely and I think everyone I know and love in Arizona needs to move to Boston. We’ll get one of those big old New England houses, with endless rooms and lots of fireplaces and hardwood floors and we’ll play games and drink grown-up drinks and laugh and watch movies and it will be a lot of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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