{"id":2633,"date":"2021-12-13T01:40:11","date_gmt":"2021-12-13T08:40:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2633"},"modified":"2022-07-23T18:37:48","modified_gmt":"2022-07-24T00:37:48","slug":"i-didnt-win-the-christmas-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2633","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t win the Christmas contest"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am very bitter. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess Christmas miracles only happen in the movies. Le sigh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyways. whatever. Who cares. I don&#8217;t need a stupid contest to tell me I&#8217;m a winner. I kinda do but fine. At least I have a funny and neurotic dog who won&#8217;t leave the tree alone, and she&#8217;s very cute and I love her very much and here is a picture of her being very interested in the tree, and it won&#8217;t show up because this dumb site stopped showing my images and I don&#8217;t know how to fix it. I&#8217;m posting anyway. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1403\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2165.jpg\" alt=\"Ginger hiding in the tree \" class=\"wp-image-2631\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2165.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2165-962x1200.jpg 962w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2165-120x150.jpg 120w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2165-768x958.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ginger is the best. Here&#8217;s another pic of her you can&#8217;t see. well it&#8217;s on my Instagram you can see it there I guess. So pretty in the snow on Friday. She likes the snow a lot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1125\" height=\"1125\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2110.jpg\" alt=\"Gingersnow gingersnow\" class=\"wp-image-2632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2110.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2110-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2110-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/img_2110-330x330.jpg 330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1125px) 100vw, 1125px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am very bitter. I guess Christmas miracles only happen in the movies. Le sigh. Anyways. whatever. Who cares. I don&#8217;t need a stupid contest to tell me I&#8217;m a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2633"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2935,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2633\/revisions\/2935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}