In an effort to be more appealing (and productive), I’m NOT going to do the following things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Eat well<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Exercise more<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Take showers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Wear better clothes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Drink enough water<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Comb my hair<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’m not going to try and be a nicer, more pleasant, more patient person. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No. Instead, I’m going to get clear aligners to straighten my mildly crooked teeth and an expensive eyelash serum to make my lashes appear longer and fuller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because these are the things that are wrong with me and this is how to fix them and my god what a sad state of affairs I’ve become.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But in three months… well you better just watch out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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