{"id":2564,"date":"2021-09-10T20:24:38","date_gmt":"2021-09-11T02:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2564"},"modified":"2021-09-10T20:24:39","modified_gmt":"2021-09-11T02:24:39","slug":"im-such-a-good-little-pooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2564","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m such a good little pooper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have reached the &#8220;age-related medical procedure&#8221; phase of my life. All the doctorly things they do to old people. For our health. Our protection. Our age. It&#8217;s kind of expensive and not very fun. But what else is there for me now? Doctors and hospitals are the only place left in the world where I get to experience real human contact, and they HAVE to take care of me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today was colonoscopy day. They also did a GI endoscopy. That&#8217;s right! Getting action in both ends. Just like the old days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So yes, the prep was horrible, as advertised, I disliked it very much. but the procedure itself was a breeze. They knocked me out completely with the Michael Jackson juice, so no complaints. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>but I would like to brag about my BBPS score. That&#8217;s right, I got a 9. What is BBPS, you ask? It&#8217;s the Boston bowel preparation scale. You get scored on how well the prep worked (aka how much poop was left in your colon) and 9 is tops. I basically got an A+ in my bowel prep. I&#8217;m both proud and relieved. I poop with the best of them. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a few issues, nothing fatal. sigh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I won&#8217;t give up. Something somewhere in this body is going to kill me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have reached the &#8220;age-related medical procedure&#8221; phase of my life. All the doctorly things they do to old people. For our health. Our protection. Our age. It&#8217;s kind of&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2564"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2567,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2564\/revisions\/2567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}