{"id":2501,"date":"2021-06-03T01:38:27","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T08:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2501"},"modified":"2021-06-03T11:42:53","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T18:42:53","slug":"the-hatching-of-a-pulse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2501","title":{"rendered":"The hatching of a pulse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My pandemic year 2 birds have hatched. I do not know how many. At least two. Probably more. They make me happy although maybe not as much joy as last year&#8217;s birds. Year 1 birds really affected me. It was an emotional experience. Now I&#8217;m just pleased the birds returned and found safe haven again in my life and we keep to ourselves mostly, we aren&#8217;t sharing stories and hopes and secrets like before. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In other news. Remember the possibly attractive scrabble player who was destroying me in wwf? Well the game is taking forever to finish and I have been able to only play single letters for the past fifteen rounds. so I finally said to him please please will you please just put me out of my misery. And he responded! And he told me I was funny! He said in fact &#8220;your quite funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So now I need to Hercules poirot this shit because you can&#8217;t be a person who absolutely wrecks me in scrabble and also say &#8220;your funny&#8221; and then carry on as if everything is fine. As if a train has not just gone off the rails. These things are not congruent. Something is amiss. Strange things afoot. I will find the detail in the devil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is my life now I barely have to wear clothes anymore and who cares about deodorant, but I will, I shall, I must get to the bottom of this, this chaos, this mystery, the case of the wwf crushing, and the truth will be revealed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or not. I mean who cares. He&#8217;s probably just a cheater. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pandemic year 2 birds have hatched. I do not know how many. At least two. Probably more. They make me happy although maybe not as much joy as last&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2501"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2503,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501\/revisions\/2503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}