{"id":24,"date":"2004-02-11T13:27:43","date_gmt":"2004-02-11T21:27:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp\/?p=24"},"modified":"2004-02-11T13:27:43","modified_gmt":"2004-02-11T21:27:43","slug":"beep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Beep."},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, I used to think those nextel walkie talkie phones were cool. But now, whenever I see or hear someone using one, usually some asshole walking down the street thinking he is so effing cool, I just want to kick him and say &#147Who the hell cares about you? You&#146re annoying, your phone is annoying, and you&#146re not that important. Get over it.&#148<\/p>\n

Also, if one more person says to me &#147Don&#146t eat that! Look how many carbs it has! You gotta watch your carb intake!&#148 I am going to lose it. You know what? Fuck off. Go eat your bacon wrapped butter sticks and leave me alone, okay?<\/p>\n

So you know, Conan is taping his show this week in Toronto. And I sent away for tickets and but I didn&#146t get any. Which is okay, because I watched last night&#146s show and I gotta say it was pretty annoying. I mean, Conan was funny, but the people in the audience were pretty obnoxious. They wouldn&#146t shut up and they were all wearing Leafs jerseys and shouting idiotic things the entire time, looking like a bunch of morons. You&#146d think those stupid kids had never seen an American celebrity before. And it&#146s Conan, for chrissakes, not Superman or something.<\/p>\n

I wish I could break myself of the habit of doing something rash or self-destructive when I feel hurt or betrayed, especially by someone close. Eh, what can you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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