Ryland will be 46 weeks old on Thursday. That seems so crazy. 46 weeks!! That’s almost 52 weeks! And I don’t know about other countries, but here in America, 52 weeks = 1 year. I will have a one-year-old son soon. A toddler! A living, breathing toddler, all my very own. holy crow.<\/p>\n
My friend Gina’s son will be one in a few weeks.<\/p>\n
OUR BABIES ARE GETTING SO OLD.<\/p>\n
Hey, speaking of old, I myself will be one step closer to sweet sweet death. Yes, it’s true. I will be having another birthday. Those fuckers just keep coming, no matter what I do. I have no idea how old I’m going to be this year. Going backward and forward has really messed me up. Let’s just say I’ll be 25. Yeah. That feels about right. I am going to be 25 years old on July 18th.<\/p>\n
And my sister has a birthday and my friend Tiffany and Henry David Thoreau’s birthday is this month and so is my friend’s mother and it seems like a lot of people had July births. It’s a pretty good month, I gotta say. Hot as a mother scratcher, but still good.<\/p>\n
Here are some things: I am a tiger, I am a cancer, I am a water sign, I am ruled by the moon and I am a pisces rising.<\/p>\n
here is some other things: the soft bulletin by the flaming lips and exile in guyville by liz phair are two of the greatest albums ever made in the history of the universe; I am very scared for this world and I’m very scared for me, here’s a scene you’re in the backseat laying down the windows wrap around to the sound of the travel and the engine, and all you hear is time stand still in travel you feel such peace and absolute the stillness still that doesn’t end but slowly drifts into sleep the stars are the greatest thing you’ve ever seen and they’re there for you, for you alone you are the everything.<\/p>\n
okay that last part was me saying I am very scared for this world and what’s happening and all the crazy, messed up shit that goes on and then I got stuck in REM lyrics, which really isn’t such a bad place to be, especially the lyrics for You Are the Everything, because that is one damn good song and it makes me think of when we’d go on vacation as a kid, and we’d be driving at night, headed for wherever, and everyone else would be sleeping (except for my dad, cause he was driving) and I’d be laying down in the back looking out the back window and it was exactly like that song, listening to the sound of travel and the engine and you are sleepy and hypnotized and you feel like everything exists just for you. <\/p>\n
What a rambling jumbly mess this entry is, but really I’m too tired to even care.<\/p>\n
TOMORROW IS TIFFANY’S BIRTHDAY!<\/p>\n
If I were a rich woman I’d give her a pony. And some salt licks. Cause horses like those things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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