{"id":2233,"date":"2021-01-01T02:22:06","date_gmt":"2021-01-01T09:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2233"},"modified":"2021-03-20T02:02:35","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T09:02:35","slug":"the-wild-hunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/?p=2233","title":{"rendered":"The wild hunt"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For New Years, I celebrated by getting rid of my 2020 body hair, making space for all my new fresh 2021 body hair. Fun! <\/p>\n\n\n<p>So a terrible year is ending, but it did bring me one amazing thing:<\/p>\n\n\n<p>After years, lives, worlds of heartbreak, heartbreak and sorrow, I finally met my true love, the one I will be with forever. She is my world.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-1.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2245\" width=\"270\" height=\"246\" alt=\"Ginger and the side eye\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-1.jpg 1125w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-1-600x548.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-1-150x137.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-1-768x702.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>She might not feel the same. That&#8217;s okay. I&#8217;m patient. She&#8217;ll come around. <\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/img_9153.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2232\" width=\"270\" height=\"338\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>The other nice thing? 2020 briefly offered the nicest penis I have ever seen. and I&#8217;ve seen a lot! It was glorious. Too good for the likes of me, that&#8217;s for sure. It was here and then gone, poof. Just like that. This world is a cruel one. <\/p>\n\n\n<p>So perhaps, in my little Yuletide ritual tonight, I may have asked the mistress of Yule, hiding in my tree, to bring me another.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/image-4-2.jpg\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2366\" width=\"270\" height=\"435\" alt=\"Holly tree\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Fingers crossed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For New Years, I celebrated by getting rid of my 2020 body hair, making space for all my new fresh 2021 body hair. Fun! So a terrible year is ending,&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2233"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2415,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2233\/revisions\/2415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}